new year threat
It's that time again when I post what I hope to accomplish in 2006:
1. Watch Ellen Degenerate's show get cancelled.
2. Watch Snoop Doggy Poop fry in the electric chair.
3. Watch the NOW headquarters burn.
4. Watch Hillary get exposed as a feminist lesbo (halfways there already).
5. Watch PBS go off the air due to the end of taxpayer-funding.
6. Watch the ACLU get nailed for discrimination.
7. Watch homosexuals burn in hell (from a distance, of course).
8. Watch Democrats turn to the Libertarian Party.
9. Watch Republicans turn to the Constitution Party.
10. Watch us nuke Iran and North Korea.